Ask Porn Surfing Alfred

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Admin: Someone suggested making a “finish it” pic.  So here it is!

Admin: Someone suggested making a “finish it” pic.  So here it is!

Hey Alfred, Mate, dude. I lost my fucking thongs, have you seen em' about? I need to go out and get some G-strings for my cousin

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Don’t know where your thongs are, but I gotta drawer full if you want some.  No clue why I got so into buying ‘em all, but I haven’t worn any of ‘em in forever.

callmefreakfujiko said: Oh my God. It’s better/worse when you know who that cup is!

That dear little cup o’ joe needs a little lovin’ every now and again.  

Although I don’t think that’s the kind he WANTS….

Aug 9
uke-uk:

ew.
[finish it meme because I love bandwagons. Draw on his shirt and show me what he’s so ew about haha]

uke-uk:

ew.

[finish it meme because I love bandwagons. Draw on his shirt and show me what he’s so ew about haha]

do he got the booty?

Anonymous

Hell yeah!

Jul 6

I know it sounds weird why I'm asking this but why do I see all this bunny ear wearing junk on your computer? Is it a kink of yours?

Jul 5

askpornsurfingalfred:

*peeks from around the corner*

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Sorry, I uh…. didn’t see you there.  Um…   just let me shut down this window….  was just checking my…..  ”email”.

 

Power went out, shutting down for now in case it happens again.