Ask Porn Surfing Alfred

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Sep 2

uke-uk:

Poor kiddo, we need to help you build up a bit of tolerance to the drink.

I guess.. I need practice.

Here, it’s on me buddy.

Sep 1

*Hugs from behind and stares at others* What you doing...? *jelly seme is jelly*

uke-uk:

wanna join Richard? 

When you can just lube up and dive in instead?

U got the booty!?

Anonymous

uke-uk:

askpornsurfingalfred:

uke-uk:

askpornsurfingalfred:

uke-uk:

do I? I’m pretty sure I have an arse.

 

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With not only a pint, but whipped cream and a cherry to put on top of anything you desire.

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MMM… Yea okay.

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U got the booty!?

Anonymous

uke-uk:

askpornsurfingalfred:

uke-uk:

uke-uk:

do I? I’m pretty sure I have an arse.

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With not only a pint, but whipped cream and a cherry to put on top of anything you desire.

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MMM… Yea okay.

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Hey there I don't know if it has been asked before but is it possible if we can get a picture of you erm you know pleasuring yourself

Anonymous

At least make the thing happy

Anonymous

Like this?

U got the booty!?

Anonymous

uke-uk:

askpornsurfingalfred:

uke-uk:

askpornsurfingalfred:

uke-uk:

do I? I’m pretty sure I have an arse.

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I wouldn’t mind seeing more :3

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With not only a pint, but whipped cream and a cherry to put on top of anything you desire.

youre just... holding it... like a pet...?

Anonymous

Would you rather I put  him somewhere else?

U got the booty!?

Anonymous

uke-uk:

askpornsurfingalfred:

uke-uk:

do I? I’m pretty sure I have an arse.

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I wouldn’t mind seeing more :3

What do you think of that ask blog for England's dick?

Anonymous

But there is more than one blog for England’s dick, But I love the little guy so much <3