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Jul 6

I know it sounds weird why I'm asking this but why do I see all this bunny ear wearing junk on your computer? Is it a kink of yours?

Jul 5

askpornsurfingalfred:

*peeks from around the corner*

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Sorry, I uh…. didn’t see you there.  Um…   just let me shut down this window….  was just checking my…..  ”email”.

 

Power went out, shutting down for now in case it happens again.

ask-thetransgenderamerican:

ask-the-shy-american:

ask-thetransgenderamerican:

*stands behind corner* S.senpai

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Wot?

I’m no Sempai.

Come out from there please.

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Ack! .S.senpai noticed me…ooooh…what do I doo?!

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Not sempai

Indiana Jones and the lost porn

Indiana Jones and the lost porn

Apr 2
trying to summon the legendary joe coffee to the stream.  Let’s see if it works.

trying to summon the legendary joe coffee to the stream.  Let’s see if it works.

Admin here, just letting ya guys know.  There is gonna be a post or two here tomarrow that is OOC, someone died and it was relevant enough that I want to write about it here.  I’ll mark it as ‘OOC’ and ‘family death’ for anyone who doesn’t want to see it.

ask2p-fem-germany:

I don’t know you very well either, but it seems all the guys you know don’t have the balls to help.  Maybe this’ll get them more in the mood to help out, or else you just might have to rely on a stranger….   or a sexual aide :3c